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DoD Purges and FEMA Cuts: Civil Air Patrol Takes Over Everything

“They’ve got more colonels than we do. They’ll be fine.”

“They responded only once, and it was to ask if we had Wi-Fi.”

The ground team is going to be a bunch of excited 15 year-olds with more enthusiasm than skill in a broke-dick Dodge van.”

“They beat the hell out of the normal garbage they feed us in the Ops shack.”

“I had a guy show me his amputated arm to get disabled parking.”

“We just can’t take chances with our aircrews.”

“We can’t use the word ‘cockpit’, because not all persons have a… Well… You know.”

“The avionics in an A-10 are about fifteen years behind our 172s.”