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“Designed for environments where mentorship, development, and liability intersect uncomfortably.”

“We honor the dead by placing wreaths. Then we honor them again by picking up the dead wreaths.”

“If they wanted to put a little Freedom Tower memorial next to the drill pad, I’d support it.”

“Nobody can look at a cadet’s chesticular or public area now. Problem solved.”

“I’ts not enough to prevent harm,” said one official, “we need to prevent everything.”

“It isn’t like he was in the pipeline to become a PJ!”

And that one Senior ‘den mom’ who apparently was born a middle-aged matron and wants to control their urges, and always fails.

“They beat the hell out of the normal garbage they feed us in the Ops shack.”

“Nobody is better at handling the angry public than a Cadet who’s done airshow parking duty.”

“She saw a Cadet 100 yards away with his hands in his pockets. She went full-on VFR direct to tear him a new ass. It was inspiring.”