NHQ Announces ‘National Crash Coverage Program’
The ground team is going to be a bunch of excited 15 year-olds with more enthusiasm than skill in a broke-dick Dodge van.”
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State Welcomes New ‘Wing King’
“All of the wing’s published orders begin with ‘hear ye, hear ye’!”
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Local Town Welcomes Returning Cadet
“It isn’t like he was in the pipeline to become a PJ!”
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Wing Experiments With Virtual Encampment
“They had the best time killing each other and blowing the place up.”
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Your Cadets Are Probably Misbehaving Right Now
And that one Senior ‘den mom’ who apparently was born a middle-aged matron and wants to control their urges, and always fails.
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Local Restaurant Supports Maryland Wing Flight Crews
“They beat the hell out of the normal garbage they feed us in the Ops shack.”
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Local Cadets Share De-Escalation Techniques
“Nobody is better at handling the angry public than a Cadet who’s done airshow parking duty.”
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NCAC Announces 2019 ‘Most Infantry Cadet in the Patrol’
“She saw a Cadet 100 yards away with his hands in his pockets. She went full-on VFR direct to tear him a new ass. It was inspiring.”
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Local Squadron Performs Community Service
“We’re contracted with the county highway department to have Cadets posted at road work sites to serve as kind of traffic control devices. We see it as a logical extension of our air show parking detail duties.”
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CAP Challenged by Rival Program
‘Your Mommy Doesn’t Work Here, and She Doesn’t Love You.’™
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