Local Squadron Discovers Namesake was a Porn Star
“He was always asking for uniforms with extra room in the crotch.”
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NHQ Announces ‘National Crash Coverage Program’
The ground team is going to be a bunch of excited 15 year-olds with more enthusiasm than skill in a broke-dick Dodge van.”
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State Welcomes New ‘Wing King’
“All of the wing’s published orders begin with ‘hear ye, hear ye’!”
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Local Town Welcomes Returning Cadet
“It isn’t like he was in the pipeline to become a PJ!”
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Wing Experiments With Virtual Encampment
“They had the best time killing each other and blowing the place up.”
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Local Restaurant Supports Maryland Wing Flight Crews
“They beat the hell out of the normal garbage they feed us in the Ops shack.”
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Local Cadets Share De-Escalation Techniques
“Nobody is better at handling the angry public than a Cadet who’s done airshow parking duty.”
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Local Squadron Performs Community Service
“We’re contracted with the county highway department to have Cadets posted at road work sites to serve as kind of traffic control devices. We see it as a logical extension of our air show parking detail duties.”
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Retired USAF 4 Star to Join Local Squadron
“He’s going to get a great West Oahu ‘Aloha’!”
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Pearl Harbor Squadron Renamed for Japanese Fighter Ace
“The guy was a straight badass, he deserves the recognition.”
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