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Maine Wing Officer Submits Application to Command Greenland Wing

“It stopped being about whether it made sense and became about not being the one who killed it.”

“We honor the dead by placing wreaths. Then we honor them again by picking up the dead wreaths.”

“He was a cadet. He was a Marine. He wore the uniform. He knew how to operate a bolt-action rifle.”

“He was always asking for uniforms with extra room in the crotch.”

The ground team is going to be a bunch of excited 15 year-olds with more enthusiasm than skill in a broke-dick Dodge van.”

“All of the wing’s published orders begin with ‘hear ye, hear ye’!”

“It isn’t like he was in the pipeline to become a PJ!”

“They had the best time killing each other and blowing the place up.”

“They beat the hell out of the normal garbage they feed us in the Ops shack.”

“Nobody is better at handling the angry public than a Cadet who’s done airshow parking duty.”