Civil Air Patrol Rolls Out Cadet Protection 2.0—With More Bubble Wrap and Less Fun!
“I’ts not enough to prevent harm,” said one official, “we need to prevent everything.”
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Vanguard Sues CAP for Trademark Infringement
Vanguard rep: “We have exclusive rights to sell that.”
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VolU Dreams Big
Volunteer University aims to join the Big 12.
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Senior Member Takes Over Central American Country.
“He had that unmistakable ‘I’m a colonel, you peasant’ energy.'”
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AUXBEACON.ORG Under New Management
AuxBeacon.org, notorious for its libelous content against the Civil Air Patrol, has ceased operations, to the happiness and relieve of most.
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CAP’s Outgoing Command Chief Proud of His Service
“I’m not going to wear some professional development ribbon I got for passing a Moodle quiz.”
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Training Chaos in the Skies: Air Force Intercept Gone Wrong
“They responded only once, and it was to ask if we had Wi-Fi.”
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Local Squadron Discovers Namesake was a Porn Star
“He was always asking for uniforms with extra room in the crotch.”
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VolU Instructor Causes Furor
“We like to let instructors teach in a way that works for themselves and the students, but there has to be a limit.”
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